A Letter to Bankruptcy

Dear Bankruptcy,

Oh how thee have gotten such a bad rap over the years. It’s a shame because of all the good you can do! I know it must hurt your feelings when people believe myths about you that simply aren’t true.

I recently heard the most incredulous Bankruptcy myth: that you don’t even exist anymore! Just because a few more rules have been put into place so people don’t abuse you does not eradicate your existence. Bankruptcy, I know you are real, and I know that you just want to help people.

This next one you might not have even heard yet. Did you know that some people are spreading rumors about me, too? It has been said that “consulting with me (or another one of the law people) about you means we can force bankruptcy upon them.” Haha, seriously! As Bankruptcy law helpers, we are exactly that – helpers. Not to mention, it would be illegal for any of us to force anyone to do anything against their will.

Now – I’ve only heard this rumor from a friend of a friend, but I believe it went something like, “The Jones’s can’t ask for help from Bankruptcy because they still pay all of their bills on time.” I did try to explain that your help is available even before people dig themselves into a hole, but I’m not sure my friend believed me.

Please don’t get offended, Bankruptcy, but there are a few things being said about you that, while they aren’t exactly 100% true – they do hold some merit. I guess I’d say these are more like pieces of misinformation than myths. For example: “Making too much money prevents someone from calling upon you for help.” Obviously, it’s not a person’s income alone that determines how badly they need you, Bankruptcy. I’ll be the one to say it: Means Test!!

Brace yourself, because this one may sting a little. I know you’d never do this, but apparently it’s been said that you can destroy people. I mean, as if! Now, I acquiesce that you are indeed one powerful fellow, and naturally you do pack a bit of a punch when you do your thing, but “destroying” someone has never been your M.O. You hang around for what, 7-10 years, but in name only, right? What about all of the good things you do for people, like taking care of everyone they owe money to and stopping foreclosure single-handedly?

Bankruptcy, I know your intentions are good. You are a superhero in my eyes! Don’t fret about the bad press; I’m working hard every day to set people straight, one rumor at a time.

Sincerely,

George